![]() ![]() Mini-games litter the experience like a wheelie bin has been kicked across the gameplay. You'll lose Respect for punching drunks and other innocents, but it's not really clear what having a high rating does anyway, aside from alternate on-screen reactions from NPCs. Just slap the taste from some punk's mouth and earn some respect, dude. It's the same for retrieving stolen items and any other tasks you decide to help out with. When we say 'saving from a life of crime', we mean pummelling some gang members' faces down to their arses. rubbish!"Īs well as cash, Kyle gains Respect by completing side quests, like saving a ho's kid brother from a life of crime. Money's better spent buying replenishments from the local corner shop, and this is the only part the game gets right, realistically noting that beer, crisps and whisky boosts a man's energy and life skills. New moves can be bought with cash, but so long as you power up your health and Instinct on a regular basis, there's really no need. There's on-screen encouragement like in Devil May Cry, as punches and combos are met with 'Decent!', 'Bring It!', and our favourite, 'Bangin'!' They may as well read 'Cripes!', 'Blinking Flip!' and 'Lordy!' for all the good it does. Hold the left trigger to drain the Instinct meter, which boosts attacks enabling Kyle's limited fist animations to move faster and cause more damage. The fighting system works but it's completely soulless and lacking any dynamism. ![]() There's also quite a few 'features' that aren't listed on the back of the box: Ropey Cam, old-gen graphics, an entire free-roaming cul-de-sac and a cheap-ass soundtrack. Fighting is basic with a series of punches and throws that can be strung together, while baseball bats, guns and knives can be picked up for that extra little sting to the ribs. It's nothing more than a simple beat-'em-up, where our hero Kyle shuffles around the four districts of Metro City to find his kidnapped brother Cody and bring down an evil drug dealer. "Yo kids! Vote for me, I listen to Slim Shifty and Dr. And not a Roc-a-wear one either, but an elasticated cap he got free when he filled up with a full tank of petrol. This remake of the arcade classic is about as streetwise as a politician in a baseball cap. ![]()
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